Afternoon Crumbs
It was inevitable: The Gay Fish/Obama remix – Buzzfeed
Pinch my peen-hole, Mischa Barton actually looks good – Hollywood Tuna
A refugee from Gayken’s glitter hole – Towleroad
Elton John can’t buy the Ukranian baby of his dreams – Popeater
The only dumb dumb who would wear a “Paris Hilton” t-shirt – Popsugar
So, I guess Hustler still isn’t returning Adrianne Curry’s calls – Egotastic!
It’s amazing what a fetus skin transplant can do – Just Jared
Amber Rose is a robotcat (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Squinty & B.Coop: The fakery continues! – Lainey Gossip
Pete Wentz’s low-budget Lady CaCa ensemble – Hollywood Rag
Men Who Stares At Nipples – Cityrag
Avenue Q will live on – SOW
Yaaaaay for Tina Fey – Celebitchy
Shakira and Pink showed up in the same janky dress. What are the chances? – ICYDK
Mischa Barton’s dogs must be named Valium and Percocet – Socialite Life
Subo rides Dumbo – Holy Moly!
Mr. Big is engaged – I’m Not Obsessed