If the Spearmint Rhino strip club ever plans to put on a slutty Ice Capades version of Barbarella, then they have found the perfect ensemble needed to realize their vision thanks to Lily Allen. Lily Allen wore something that looks like it was originally a homemade wind chime in a nail salon while performing at the Bestival in the Isle of Wight yesterday.
You know, I’m all for showing off those pectorals and whoring it up, but this is not the way to do it. I mean, bitch is wearing nail files as a skirt. If she had a pumice stone between her ass cheeks and a tube of cuticle cream up her cooze, she could give you a pedicure on the spot.
If you’re thinking to yourself that Lily must be on the wrong stuff if she’s dressing like this, you might be right. In an interview with GQ (via Daily Mail), Lily said, “I think as long as you’re not being malicious and you’re not hurting people then you should not be ashamed of what you do. I’ve taken drugs. I found them and find them fun and I don’t think I’m a bad person because of it. I know a lot of guys in bands who go to awards ceremonies and get into the same sort of states that I get myself into, and that’s not negatively reported on. So it feels kind of unjust.”
While I co-sign most of that statement, I will say that Lily should stop dressing while under the influence, because fuggery like this happens.