Penn And His Piece
September 13, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Since Sean Penn and Robin Wright’s marriage is officially headed for the guillotine (for real this time), he can finally show off his shiny pieces out in public! Sean no longer has to bump it on the down low in hotel rooms or his dealer’s bathroom (you know how he does it).
On Friday night in NYC, 49-year-old Sean took 25-year-old Sports Illustrated model Jessica White out to dinner. There’s been a rumor that the two are partaking in sexy time activities together and this pretty much confirms it.
Hopefully, Jessica is just using Sean for the dick and the bad shit. Sean is not the type you want to get into a long-term situation with. Just bump, blow and bounce.
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