FUCK YES: Serena Williams Will Shove Her Ball Down Your Throat (Sounds Sexy)

September 13, 2009 / Posted by:

In case you missed it, here’s Serena Williams doing the Dlisted mating call at the US Open semi-finals last night.

When the line judge called a foot-fault on Serena’s second serve, she flipped the cunt switch, stormed over to the tiny little Asian woman and reportedly said something along the lines of: “I swear to God, I’m going to take this fucking ball and shove it down your fucking throat.” If was the judge, I’d immediately start playing with my nipples while wiggling my tongue at Serena, because in my circle that is a pick-up line! Don’t threaten me with a good time, Serena! Feed me your huevo!

But the line judge didn’t take it that way and she immediately went off to tattle-tale. Apparently, the line judge said Serena threatened to kill her ass.

Because of Serena’s bitchburst, she was given a second code warning causing her to lose the match and the semi-finals to Kim Clijsters.

Now, I don’t know anything about the rules of tennis, but I do know everything about the rules of bitchery and Serena followed every single one of them! Fuck this “1-love” shit. Give me more “1-I’LL SHOVE THIS FUCKING BALL DOWN YOUR THROAT” shit!

And at the press conference following the match, Serena stayed true to her bitch moves and didn’t offer up an “I’m Sowwy.” That’s right. The line judge should apologize to Serena for turning down her piping hot offer. RUDE.

VIA ONTD

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