It looks like Sarah Palin will be able to see Levi’s goods from her house, because he is going to drop them panties and get nekkid for Playgirl.com. TMZ says that Levi has been spending a lot of time at the gym to get his body ready to pose for pictures that thousands of gay dudes will rub their genitals all over (GUILTY). But there’s one issue, Levi’s “handler” says he’s trying to decide whether or not to show his shaved caribou or his pair of bearded seals. Yeah, I don’t know what that means either. Basically, he wants to show either his dick or ass.
Let’s take a vote. All of you in favor of seeing his ass, punch yourself in the crotch bone, because you should want to see THE PEEN instead! Fuck his ass (panty creaming moment)! Show us the Alaskan-bred MEAT! Yes, it’s probably a little frost-bitten and shrively from living in an igloo park, but a few slaps on a hot log will warm it up and get it camera ready!
Come on, Levi’s peen, pucker up for the camera and say, “YOU BETCHA!”