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September 12, 2009 / Posted by:

Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov – A 30-year-old bus driver from Norway who was born with the name “Andreas Jankov” officially changed it to THAT above, because he wanted “to show that it is possible to be serious and at the same time take the name you like.

You know, when I first saw a picture of JAGAMCHEJ’s precious mug, I immediately had to catch my heart after it jumped out of my mouth in fright. But after that, I thought to myself, “Hmmm. This fine piece with a ginge chin bush definitely looks like a Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka (misspelled for uniqueness) Highlander Elessar-Jankov.” I bet if you say his name ten times really fast a nerd boy will win a mint-condition Star Wars Loose Double Telescoping Darth Vader action figure on eBay. That’s the equivalent of a thousand crotch orgasms.

And I’ve been thinking about it for a while now, but JAGAMCHEJ has inspired me to finally follow through and legally change my name to: Lucite Spaghetti Ginge Harvey Cutlets Caliente Cooper K. Or Lucy for short.

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