Detective La Toya Knows The Truth!

September 12, 2009 / Posted by:

On 20/20 last night, Detective La Toya once again declared that her brother was murdered by those around him! Michael’s death has already been ruled a homicide and the LAPD is building a case against Dr. Con, but La Toya knows in her nostrils (if you squint you can see them) that it was MURDER!

When Barbara Walters asked Det. La Toya who murdered Michael, she said she didn’t know for sure. Oh, La Toya knows! If you hang on to one of the tarantula penises hanging off of her eyelid and look directly into her magnifying glass eyes, you will see that she knows the truth. Det. La Toya will host a dinner party at a mansion on a hill where she will announce it was Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with the candlestick!

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