Chuck Bass Wants Zac Efron’s Body

September 12, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

No, Ed Westwick doesn’t want Zac Efron’s body like that. Ed just wants to chop his and Zac’s heads off and switch bodies. Basically. Life & Style says that 22-year-old Ed is sick and tired of having the body of a puff pastry-wrapped trout, so he wants to get muscles like purdy Cover Girl Zac Efron.

A source said, “After seeing new pics of Zac in magazines, Ed’s determined to get cut like him. Ed has no muscles or definition and really wants to improve his body.”

Aw. I’m guessing Ed sashayed into Chace Crawford’s trailer one hot afternoon and caught him dry screwing one of Zac Efron’s shirtless pictures. So now Ed wants to be the Zac Efron of Chace Crawford’s wet dreams! Don’t change for a twink, Ed! There’s a zillion hos out there who will get the tingles while watching your body jiggle like a Jello Jiggler during fucky times (all fingers point to ME).

(Image sources: Fame & Splash)

Tags: Ed Westwick, Zac Efron

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