Well, What Do You Know

September 11, 2009 / Posted by:

Last week, Christina Milian married something called The Dream (I still don’t know) in an extravagant, over-the-top, expensive, dazzling (sarcasm) Las Vegas wedding. Well, it turns out these two lovebirds made it legal because Christina has come down with the BABIES!!!! Cut to my chola cousin saying, “Been there, done that, girl.”

Although, a source-type is telling UsWeekly that they were going to get married anyway before finding out Christina’s womb is occupied, “The pregnancy was a surprise, but they were getting married regardless.”

Yeah, yeah, yeah, keep blowing pregnant farts in our eyes, we know why you got hitched. But that doesn’t matter anymore. What really matters is what Christina and The Dream are going to name their new baby friend! These are the two that have the power to dethrone Sparrow James Midnight Madden as having the most ridiculous celebrity baby name of ’09. I’m thinking “Dream Alittle The Dream.”

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