Tila Tequila’s Bruises

September 11, 2009 / Posted by:

About a week ago, Shawne Merriman of the San Diego Chargers was put in handcuffs after he allegedly choked and manhandled teeny teeny tiny elfin Tila Tequila.

Shawne claims Tila had the drunks in a bad way and he was just trying to stop her from leaving his house in her car. Tila claims she’s allergic to the sweet nectar (aka The Asian Flush) and didn’t have one alcoholic beverage that night.

There’s also a rumor floating around that Tila flew into a jealous rage because Shawne wanted her to share his peen with another chick that night. Tila shot down that rumor on Twitter by saying that Shawne got violent when she refused to be the “pass around pussay” to his friends.

Yesterday, as Tila Tequila left a meeting with San Diego District Attorney to talk about the incident, she showed the paparazzi the bruises on her arm. The District Attorney is still reviewing the case to determine whether or not they are going to press against the second coming of Chris Brown.

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