What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! Someone please throw a Biore pad on Posh Beckham, because bitch is greasier than Tommy Girl’s dildo. Don’t worry, it will only take one Biore pad since Posh is the size of a nose hair. And once you’re finished doing that, feed her some water using an eyedropper, because she looks positively parched!
Anyway, here’s Posh wearing a used barf bag at a Fashion Night Out event at Bergdorf Goodman in NYC last night. It always boggles my mind that Posh can go out on the streets of NYC without a pigeon pecking at her ass, because it thinks she’s a discarded chicken bone.