The Empress Of Lucite Is Such A Saint

September 11, 2009 / Posted by:

Many say (okay, just me) that the sheer existence of The Empress of Lucite is the greatest act of charity that the world has ever known! So the painfully-elegant Shauna Sand going out in public should be enough to award her every Nobel Peace Prize for the rest of our days, but she managed to top herself by giving a dollar to a man in a wheelchair.

If you told me that as soon as Shauna handed over that lucite-blessed dollar, the man jumped out of his chair, ran to the nearest liquor store, bought a lottery ticket, won millions of dollars, met a supermodel and then married her, I’d believe you. Yes, even though Shauna was not wearing her exquisite lucite heels, the power of lucite still lives within her!

And Shauna needs to quickly check her whore, because methinks he’s trying to outdo her in the “glamorous and gorgeous” department. There can only be one most beautiful woman in the world and that’s Shauna!

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