That’s A Good One

After Mischa Barton got out of the crazy ward and wiped the 5150 off her forehead, she told the media that her wisdom teefs are to blame for all her troubles.

On The View today, Mischa Barton elaborated on it by saying she had all four of her wisdom teefs pulled out at once, but they totally botched that shit. When she woke up the next day, she had an infection and a dry socket. Parasite Hilton’s toxic snatch is “pfft-ing” at that, because it has a dry socket and an infection daily.

Mischa claims she only took the minimum amount of painkillers to get her through the pain. This is Mischa Barton we’re talking about, so her minimum is probably your maximum (Unless your name is Amy Winehouse). When Mischa couldn’t take the pain any longer, she went to the hospital where she shouted that she wanted to die. And that was the key phrase needed to stamp a 5150 on her and shuffle her off to the looney bin.

I’m completely on the same level with the bitches at The View, because I don’t know how getting your wisdom teeth yanked out could land you in the psych ward.

I mean, Mischa could’ve just lied by saying that she had “lunch” with Paula Abdul and Lindsay Lohan that day and the next thing she knew, she was in the crazy house. We all would’ve just sighed collectively and understood.

And something tells me the “wisdom tooth” excuse is going to be the new “exhaustion.”