Shawne Merriman Is Off The Hook

September 11, 2009 / Posted by:

So…I guess Shawne Merriman isn’t officially Chris Brown 2.0 after all. After investigating the case, the San Diego District Attorney announced that no charges will be filed against Shawne over Tila Tequila’s accusations that he choked her out and bruised her up last week. The D.A. released this statement:

After a thorough review of the investigation into the Sept. 6, 2009 incident at the Poway home of Shawne Merriman, our office has determined there is insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that any crime was committed. The case is now closed.”

Well, there you go! The trial of the century that never was. And it seems that Tila is already moving on to sexier pastures. A few hours ago, she posted this on her Twitter: “CONTEST: whomever calls me with the BEST fun date idea, Im gonna give you a call back & we can go on the date! BE CREATIVE! (860) 256-8452! It’s a shame because I bought a TON of new lingerie….but no one to wear them for…..=/ Can I play dress up with you???? (860) 256-8452.”

If the whole being a “bi-sexual pixie elf” thing doesn’t work out for her, Tila can definitely get a job writing pussy peddler ads on Craigslist.


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