Bitch, Can You See?!

Okay, that was a dumb question. Of course, Alien Princess RiRi can see through those things thanks to her intergalactic powers. However, if one of us peons put those lifeblockers on the only thing we’d be able to see clearly is how much of an asshole we look like.

For serious! My ass would be stumbling all over the place like a drunk Lohan during a game of “Pin the Tail on the Donkey.” I’d be falling on bitches, pissing in the punch bowl thinking it was the toilet, grabbing crotches on accident and snatching other people’s drinks out of their hands. Hmm…that doesn’t sound so bad actually. Those glasses will may you look like a total fool, but at least you’ll have an excuse for being able to do whatever the hell you want! Be right back, I’m going to go make my own using spray paint and tiny egg crates.

Here’s more of RiRi wearing Grace Jones’ pajamas and sleeping mask at Fashion Night Out in NYC last night.