Ask Penny If She’s Knocked Up, Get Shut Down

September 11, 2009 / Posted by:

There’s been a womb watch on Penny Cruz for a couple of months now. The rumors going around town (aka the internets) is that one of Javier Bardem’s hunky sperm fish got down with one of Penny’s ovaries creating a fetus tamale. All parties involved have kept their mouths shut about the subject. Some seem to think that the rumors are false, because she was photographed a couple of days ago smoking away at the Chateau Marmont.

At the premiere of her movie Broken Embraces at the Toronto International Film Festival last night, a reporter decided to ask Penny about the possible situation going on in her lady parts and she wasn’t happy about it. According to People, Penny screamed, “That’s your question?!” and then busted out of there.

So either: a) Penny does have the BABIES!! but doesn’t feel like talking about it with strangers. b) Penny doesn’t have the BABIES!! and isn’t amused with hos thinking she’s chunky in the belly area. c) Penny did have the BABIES!!!, but she doesn’t anymore. Sad faces galore.

This is why you simply don’t ask a trick if she’s pregnant. I mean, whenever I’m sitting on the subway and see a possibly pregnant person standing up, I’m always afraid to offer up my seat. What if she’s just fat and shanks me in the throat for assuming she’s got a baby in there? Just keep your eyes down!

Here’s Penny looking like she wrapped herself in a hospital bed sheet at her big premiere last night.

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