The Many Uses Of Tilex

September 10, 2009 / Posted by:

If you click over to this story about Nicole Richie’s bird baby on UsWeekly right now and scroll down to “related” stories, you’ll learn about the many uses of Tilex.

You know, I think Tilex is being a little optimistic, because it’s going to take a lot more to clean up Parasite Hilton’s nether coochies. In addition to Tilex, you’re going to need two cups of boric acid, 3 tablespoons of Brandon Davis’ undertitty butter, a drop of Tinkerbell’s anal gland juice and the dust off of an old Hottie and the Nottie DVD.

(Thanks Peaches)

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >