That Poor Rose

September 10, 2009 / Posted by:

Maybe I fell asleep during that part in Beauty and the Beast, but I don’t ever remember The Beast doing fellatio with the rose before destroying it….

Anyway, outside of a bar in London last night, Mickey Rourke gave a rose a blow job in front of everyone. Now, I could make some joke about how the flower is a symbol for a chocha, but I really don’t think your (or my imaginary) vagina needs that today so I’ll refrain for now. Instead, let’s focus on Mickey’s bulge. That’s if your stomach can take it.

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