You’re Looking At The New “Artistic Adviser” For Ungaro

September 9, 2009 / Posted by:

White Oprah is celebrating this morning because she can finally make another layaway payment to her back alley pharmacist now that her personal ATM machine got another job! WWD has announced that after months of rumors fake tan and leggins designer, LiLo, is officially the “artistic adviser” at Ungaro. Lilo and the new chief designer, Estrella Archs, will debut the fashion house’s new collection in Paris on October 4th. And I’m guessing that by November 4th, Ungaro will be sold exclusively at a TJ Maxx clearance bin near you!

LiLo said she plans to make Ungaro “younger.” She went on to snort, “When I’m involved in a project, I give my all to it. I feel like there’s a correlation between everything I do, whether it’s pop music or film. I’ve always played a big part in what I wear, the costumes. Clothing is something that’s so expressive in so many ways. It really interests me. To be in a position where I’m working with a fashion house in Paris sets it apart from every other celebrity brand.

So I’m guessing we’ll see a lot of leggings with hidden pockets for your stash, shorty dresses that make it easier to flash your meat box to the paparazzi and pieces made from “recycled materials” (aka shit LiLo stole). And you know Ungaro only hired her ass because they wanted an in-house dealer. I can’t hate them for that.

Here’s the next Coco Chanel (may lightning strike me) trolling around NYC with White Oprah yesterday.

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