Hot Slut Of The Day!
London, Brit Brit’s former favorite dog friend – When Brit Brit brought the crazy in a major way and went on her Gas Station & Starbucks Tour ’08, London was her partner in lunacy. London was trouble just like Brit. Bitch pissed on expensive clothes at photoshoots and did whatever the hell he wanted. Last I heard, London went to live with a family member when Brit Brit calmed the crazy. Yeah, London was always a bad influence!
London is also Hot Slut today, because he is not a cat. You see, a bunch of websites have band together for A Day Without Cats! They will not post anything cat-related all day! So if you’re wondering why the internet is less feline-y today, that’s why. I didn’t join the ban list, because a day without pussy is like a day without dick for me. I can’t do it!