18-year-old South African runner Caster Semenya (Or Castration Semen to those of us with the humor of a 10-year-old. YAY!) won the women’s 800-meter last month in Berlin and had to basically put her vagina under a microscope to prove that she was born a female. The committee had reason to believe that Caster might have a case of the Lady GaGas. Well, Caster has decided to drag it up on the cover of South African magazine You, but said she only did it to have a little fun. And if you say otherwise, Caster will choke your ass with her Hulk-like claws.
Caster told the magazine, “I didn’t do this to prove a point but rather to have fun. I don’t give a damn what people say about me. I like me the way I am and who cares what other people say?”
I’ll give Caster a pat on the peen…I mean….back for that! Let Caster have a little drag fun. But she does look like a Wayans brother dressing up like a Williams sister dressing up like the Joker for an In Living Color skit. Not the best look.
And if You Magazine is in the business of giving feminine makeovers, they should tackle Khloe Kardashian and Brooke Hogan. Those two dudes need it more than Caster!
VIA The Mirror