Assemblyman Michael Duvall Is One Horny Bitch

September 9, 2009 / Posted by:

I’m telling you, my ass is in the wrong business. The politics game is where the fun and fucking is. When you aren’t dropping it low to “The Halle Berry Song” or enjoying a dazzling tap dance performance by Larry Craig in the men’s restroom or smoking crack with Senator Jeff Sessions, you’re hearing all about Mike Duvall’s kinky antics with his mistress.

OCWeekly reports that right before the start of a committee hearing, California Assemblyman Mike Duvall gave the dude next to him the tingles (or the dry heaves) by talking about how his mistress wears “eye-patch underwear” and loves it when he spanks her nalgas. Mike didn’t know that the mic in front of him was hot, so it was all caught on tape. Note to self: Always stick a thermometer on a mic before talking about sex stuff.

The scandal in all of this is that not only is Mike married with two children, but his mistress is a lobbyist. Mike is also a “family values” advocate who was a staunch supporter of Prop 8.

And if that’s not entertaining enough, Mike said that after he had “a lot” of sex with his mistress on Wednesday, she told him: “I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you’re dripping out of me! So messy!” No, that wasn’t Mike’s dick milk dripping out of her. It was hypocrisy. MESSY!

P.S. – Why does it look like I’m watching a clip from 1986? Somebody get KCAL a new camera for Christmas.

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