Now this is a motherfucking party! – Holy Moly!
Ceiling Eyes goes topless in Maxim – Egotastic!
And now we know why Sophie Reade won Big Brother UK – Hollywood Tuna
R.I.P. Army Archerd – Towleroad
Janet Jackson talks about Michael to Harper’s Bazaar – Just Jared
An alien praying mantis on the cover of Elle – Popsugar
Camila Alves will be pregnant for the rest of eternity (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
I always imagined Kristen Stewart as a Shakey’s kind of ho – Lainey Gossip
News you can snooze to: Jennifer Aniston still believes in love – Hollywood Rag
I’ll take 2 #1s, 3 #3s and your entire stock of #17 (hold the artichoke) – Cityrag
When Jane Mancini met Doogie Howser – SOW
Dear Jermaine Jackson, STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP – Celebitchy
Jessica Simpson is the new Jennifer Aniston – ICYDK
I thought Halle Berry was talking about laundry detergent – I’m Not Obsessed
Well, Sienna Miller has already been through all of the dicks in London, so it makes sense that she wants to move to NYC – Socialite Life
Damn Geeeeeena had a babeh and she named him…um…Ezekiel… No comment on the name – Popeater