Afternoon Crumbs

September 9, 2009 / Posted by:

Now this is a motherfucking party! – Holy Moly!

Ceiling Eyes goes topless in MaximEgotastic!

And now we know why Sophie Reade won Big Brother UK Hollywood Tuna

R.I.P. Army ArcherdTowleroad

Janet Jackson talks about Michael to Harper’s Bazaar Just Jared

An alien praying mantis on the cover of EllePopsugar

Camila Alves will be pregnant for the rest of eternity (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

I always imagined Kristen Stewart as a Shakey’s kind of ho – Lainey Gossip

News you can snooze to: Jennifer Aniston still believes in love – Hollywood Rag

I’ll take 2 #1s, 3 #3s and your entire stock of #17 (hold the artichoke) – Cityrag

When Jane Mancini met Doogie HowserSOW

Dear Jermaine Jackson, STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP – Celebitchy

Jessica Simpson is the new Jennifer AnistonICYDK

I thought Halle Berry was talking about laundry detergent – I’m Not Obsessed

Well, Sienna Miller has already been through all of the dicks in London, so it makes sense that she wants to move to NYC – Socialite Life

Damn Geeeeeena had a babeh and she named him…um…Ezekiel… No comment on the name – Popeater

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