You Know George Wanted To Say Yes

September 8, 2009 / Posted by:

At a press conference at the Venice Film Festival for the movie The Men Who Stare At Goats, some some topless loon begged George Clooney for a kiss. No, it was not Sarah Larson. It was a dude who announced he loved the peenus, stripped his clothes off and then asked George to put his precious lips on his (at the 1:25 mark above). Surprisingly, George turned his ass down, but said it was a good try. And I bet you George has done the exact same thing to Brad Pitt when they’ve had too many cups of the sweet nectar and too many puffs of the good shit.

Here’s George with Elisabetta Canalis at the premiere of that goat movie tonight. And if you’re wondering why Elisabetta is signing autographs, it’s because she’s famous in Italy. Or as my Italian friend said, “Bitch is famous for fucking EVERYONE.” My kind of trick!

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