Well, it looks like TLC can officially change the title of Jon & Kate Plus 8 to Jon H8s Kate, because he announced this breaking news on the second part of his interview with Good Morning America today. In the first part of his interview, Jon said Kate treated him like a lame fish. Now he’s accusing her of stealing his wedding ring (SPOILER ALERT: Her possum head ate it) and says he despises her ass! And Jon didn’t stop there. He cries that Kate beat him up emotionally, constantly abused him verbally and is the reason why their marriage turned to shit.
Jon is even biting at Kate for not barfing up everything to the media and keeping some things to herself. Really, Jon doesn’t hold back. Seriously, give a man his nuts back and he will go WILD.
Jon said, “Our relationship will never be fixed. I don’t trust her anymore. I was abused … I was beaten down … I’m not going back to that lifestyle. She knows the truth. I wish to God, she would speak from emotions … She’s not speaking from the heart. Please — the stuff you tell me in private should be the stuff you tell me on TV.”
And Jon went to mouth queef about the day he finally pulled his nuts out of his ass and stood up to Kate’s rabid possum, “In 10 years, I’ve never gone out … When she said, ‘I don’t want you going out,’ I … I used to say, ‘OK, I’m not going to go out.’ I was very passive. This is the first time I said, ‘You know what? I want to see my friends. I’m going out. That was the first time in my life I ever stood up to Kate … I just felt like I had to take back some time in my life, and I did it. And I felt really good. I made my own decision … I was beaten down for so long, I couldn’t even make my own decision. And when I did, I was like, holy cow! You know? Yeah, what’s she gonna do? Divorce me? All right. Obviously. You know.”
According to Jon, he went to counseling by himself and tried to drag Kate along, but she refused to go. And finally, he ended with, “I just want to let the world know that I’m a real person with feelings. OK, I’ve made mistakes. Maybe it wasn’t the best idea to go out to the clubs. But we all learn from mistakes, except mine are public.”
When is Kate going to stick a pacifier in his mouth, throw a diaper on his ass and throw him in a playpen. We’re all sick of Jon’s wawawa-ing over and over again. So, his wife was a cunt to him and belittled his ass until his nutsuck busted out of there for greener pastures. SO WHAT! Jon just needs to move on already and continue to drown his sorrows in douche juice and meth brows. And I should take my own advice…sans the douche juice part. I break out in hives whenever I get near Ed Hardy shit.
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