Sarah Larson Is Seething

September 8, 2009 / Posted by:

George Clooney and his latest piece found at central casting, Elisabetta Canalis, went public (sort of) at yesterday’s Venice Film Festival. George is there to pimp out a couple of his movies and he brought Elisabetta along to look purdy while holding his hand on the red carpet. Speaking of his hand, George is wearing a cast, because he’s still healing from that unfortunate butt fisting accident. Oh, but in publicist-talk, “butt fisting accident” translates into “car door accident.

And I’d love to see the look on Sarah Larson’s face as she curses Elisabetta’s name while a drunk frat boy does a body shot off of her at a Laughlin, NV bar. Yeah, I don’t think Vegas wants her ass anymore.

P.S. – You know Elisabetta’s arm band tattoo really makes George’s b-hole pucker, because it reminds him of Nick Lachey.

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