This is for all you kinky foot fuckers out there! And for those of you who get the crotch seizures whenever you see bare feet, you can curse my name later.
You know, Hugh Jackmeoff’s nekkid feet aren’t as disturbing as his wife’s horrific platform flip-flop/chankla things. Thank the fuck my abuelita didn’t know about those things when I was a kid or I’d been in the Guinness Book of World Records for suffering the most concussions.
Here’s Hugh catching every disease known to Parasite Hilton’s snatch while walking barefoot in NYC the other day.