Utah has dedicated their largest corn maze to New Moon which comes out in November. The Deseret News reports that two giant mazes called “Team Edward” and “Team Jacob” will open to the public on September 24th and close on October 31st.
Maybe Utah is trying to get all of Twitwards in one place, so that they can trap them in and keep them there FOREVER. Yeah, probably not.
And at least we know that we will never be attacked by aliens. Once they see this fuckery from space, they will know that we are perfectly capable of destroying ourselves without any help from them. They can just sit back, smoke a bowl and enjoy the show.