Hot Slut Of The Day!

September 8, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Tully from Vh1’s My Antonio – This Labor Day weekend, my ass caught up on My Antonio, the Vh1 reality dating show starring Antonio Zapata Jr. It’s kind of like Rock of Love but with less pussy shots and weaves and more crying and leis (because they shot that shit in Hawaii).

Tully is Antonio’s only ex-wife and he married her ass when he was 18 and she was 28. Tully is now 44 and she’s on the show to win Antonio back! Tully doesn’t have a job and her parents support her ass, so what else does she have to do? Tully spends each episode crying about everything, throwing Antonio’s mother side-eyes and trying to sabotage his dates with the other skanks.

I don’t know why Tully is dicking around. Homegirl is built like a linebacker (aka built like Jessica Simpson), so she could easily take down every single one of those hos in one swipe.

Image via Vh1

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