At Least We’ll Always Have This

Peter Andre and Katie Price’s marriage was put under the guillotine and quickly beheaded this morning at London’s High Court. The Mirror says that Peter or Katie were not present when a judge declared their officially marriage over. Peter and Katie listed “unreasonable behavior” as the reason for their divorce. Any whore who has seen more than two seconds of their reality show would co-sign that wholeheartedly!

I will admit that this brings the sads just a little bit. I mean, look at the picture above. There was a time when these two were the most elegant and delicate crystal flowers in England (sorry, Jodie Marsh). They were so classy that they made everyone want to masturbate with a pinky But then Katie decided she wanted to clean herself up and stop being such a skank.

That’s when I immediately jumped off, because I cannot condone a born and bred slut turning her back on her roots. After that, Katie & Peter just weren’t the same for me. But at least we’ll always have this stunning portrait of refinement. So, we should thank them for that!