Afternoon Crumbs

Senator Al Franken draws a map of the US from memory! Pfft. But can he correctly name all ten million of the Duggar children?! That takes real skill. – Best Week Ever

Nicole Kidman can actually produce real tears! – Towleroad

Oscar-winning nipples – Egotastic!

Rebecca Gayfart is totally knocked up – Popsugar

And after the match, Roger Federer and Keith Urban played a game of racquetball off of Nicole Kidman’s botoxed-to-death forehead – Just Jared

Ryan Gosling and his car….just because – Lainey Gossip

I don’t know who any of these drunk ass skanks are, but they are doing everything RIGHT- Holy Moly!

Clothes: Milla Jovovich isn’t wearing any – Hollywood Rag

Clothes: Ashley Greene is wearing some – Hollywood Tuna

Remember this face! You know you’ll be seeing her ass in Transformers 3 (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

The Passion of the Drunk – Cityrag

Inside the Asshole Palace – Celebitchy

Yeah, Heidi Klum becomes a real fat fat fatty ass when she gets pregnant (sarcasm) – I’m Not Obsessed

Kiki looks a mess – ICYDK

Susan Sarandon or Tootsie? – SOW

I’m guessing Chris Brown won’t be doing his version of “Beat It”? – Socialite Life

Is this what the Olsens look like without make-up? – Popbytes

Matt Damon just loved going on The Kirstie Alley Diet before filming The Informant – Popeater