THAT BITCH: The Evan Rachel Wood Edition

September 7, 2009 / Posted by:

Sookeh and Beeehl aren’t the only hos who are banging beach other after meeting on the True Blood set. Lainey Gossip says that Evan Rachel Wood and Alex Skarsgard have been fucking on each other for several weeks now. Do you hear that scraping sound? It’s thousands of crazed fangbangers sharpening their shanks! Although, all they have to do is throw pie filling on Evan Rachel Wood and invite Marilyn Manson over for dessert. Bitch be gone!

Apparently, Evan and Alex have kept it on the down low by only hanging out together at non-famewhorey places in L.A. This past weekend, Evan flew to Shreveport, Louisiana to be with Alex. He’s there shooting Straw Dogs with Kate Bosworth. Below is a picture of their asses walking down the street in New Orleans. Yeah, this isn’t proof enough for me. If I was Evan, I’d be all over Alex’s lingonberries all the time. Even in public. My legs would be wrapped around his shoulders and he’d have to carry my ass down the street like that. Evan’s crotch area looks a little too calm.

If this shit is true, you know Evan Rachel Wood only went on True Blood to lick on Alex’s piping hot Swedish meatball. I really have to stand up and applaud her ass for that. Bitch saw the goods and she got ’em. That is how it’s done.

And I’m hoping that the next real-life True Blood romance will be between Eggs and Hoyt’s mama je’e. Couple of the CENTURY!

Image VIA ONTD

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