Prince Hot Ginge Wants Chelsy Davy Back

September 7, 2009 / Posted by:

You know that something is wrong in the world when Prince Hot Ginge has to try to “win back” his ex-girlfriend Chelsy Davy. If Hot Ginge even glanced at me for ten milliseconds, my nipple, peen and mouth holes would immediately suction to his ass! And here he is working at trying to get Chelsy back on his ginge stick. SOME BITCHES HAVE IT ALL!

According to The Daily Telegraph, Hot Ginge and Chelsy have been on several secret dates in London and at his home in Shawbury. One source said, “Harry is still besotted with her and she can’t get him out of her head, even though she’s been seeing other guys. I don’t think they’ve fully resolved some of the problems between them yet but we all think they’ll give it one last shot.”

PHG is straight up vaginatized. What is it with Hot Ginge and Chelsy? Does homegirl cum vodka or something? Because that’s the only thing I can think of that would keep Hot Ginge coming back for more. And now I’m slapping myself in the head for painting the picture of Prince Hot Ginge snorting vodka out of Chelsy’s cooze.

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