GOOP BOOB
September 7, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
One of Fishsticks Paltrow’s bosoms (you know she calls it that) tried to escape while she was going through the airport in her second home country of Spain (her words) yesterday with her son Moses. Fishsticks is all sorts of boring. Even her damn titty slips are G-rated! If you’re going to pop a titty, make it count! None of these flesh bra shit.
Expect to see Fishy’s guide to chichi flashing in the next issue of GOOP. Fishy will get Deepak Chopra and the Dalai Lama to give their tips on nipple slips.
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