This Is News: Jon Gosselin’s Memaw Fell Down

September 6, 2009 / Posted by:

Master douchemeister Jon Grosselin says his memaw is doing fine after she busted her ass in the driveway yesterday. An ambulance was called, Granny Gosselin was taken to the hospital and Jon later Tweeted that she is going to be okay. Granny Gosselin was there visiting the child army. Kate Gosselin was not there at the time, because it was Jon’s day with the kids.

Hmm…Granny Gosselin just happened to fall in the driveway? Something in the milk ain’t clean. I’m thinking Jon came outside in yet another Ed Hardy t-shirt and granny couldn’t take it anymore. I know that I fall on the ground every time I see Jon’s DDs stuffed into a doucherag. It’s his fault.

Or maybe, just maybe, Granny Gosselin was wearing one of her grandson’s “totally sick awesome” (his words) Ed Hardy caps and Kate’s rabid possum clawed at her thinking she was Jon. Naw, let’s go with the first one.

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