During Brit Brit’s “Mah Christmas Pussy Is Hanging Out” show in Greensboro, NC last night, she sang Alanis Morissette’s “You Oughta Know.” Yes, she sang it and did not lip-synch. I didn’t even think it was possible for sound to come out of Brit Brit’s mouth while she’s on stage. Yes, she sounded like one of the Chipettes with nasal allergies and was dressed like Bret Michaels just told her that her tour ends here, but at least she actually “sang.” Mind. Blown. If she starts dancing on stage instead of walking and waving, we should all prepare for THE END!
And who do you think she dedicated that song to? My guess is that she was singing it to Chester Cheetah, because you know he was bumping it with Betty Crocker on the side. Or maybe she was thinking of KFed and his first love: DONUTS. Just so you know, Brit, several slutty donuts have gone down on KFed in a theater. Sorries.