Jennifer Aniston Is Losing Gerard Butler To Another Bitch

September 6, 2009 / Posted by:

The neverending shoot for The Bounty is finally FINALLY finally over and this has Jennifer Aniston WORRIED! Page Six says that even though both Jenny and Gerard Butler denied sexy business was going on between them, there was definitely something there. But now that Gerard Butler has left NYC with his pug Lolita, the always “lonely and miserable” Jenny is afraid the love will die. Uh oh, if Jenny has the sads, this means every Entenmann’s cake in the Tri-State area will soon be gone. My ass better stock up today.

And I knew that Lolita was trouble! That homewrecking little slut bitch! I mean, her name is LOLITA. Lolita is the new St. Angie.

But seriously, Jenny should know that it’s not her, it’s Gerard Butler’s peen. His heart may say “stay,” but his dick will always say “mo’ mo’ vagina.” It’s the way of the manslut.

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