SCRAGS BITCHES At The US Open
September 5, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
This might be some kind of record! Homewrecking hero Sienna Miller has been dating DJ Slinky Wizard (that name gives me the farts, still) for over a month! Yes, Sienna’s bull dozer vagina has been dormant for that long, because DJ Slinky Wizard isn’t married! You know the housing market is in the shits when even Sienna Miller isn’t touching it (GONG!).
And while DJ Slinky Wizard’s hotness registers at about 92 degrees on my scale, I hope Sienna doesn’t have to call him that during sexy times. Can you imagine screaming DJ Slinky’s name while he’s hitting it from the back? That’ll turn your fuck part into a sad face in 0 seconds flat.
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