Khloe Kardashian’s New Piece

September 5, 2009 / Posted by:

Khloe Kardashian tells E! that Lamar Odom of the Lakers is her new partner in peen. 25-year-old Khloe and 29-year-old Lamar, who haven’t been dating long, were spotted at a few clubs in L.A. this past week.

At Guys & Dolls on Thursday night, one witness saw Khloe and Lamar crotch bumping on the dancefloor, “They spent the night dancing and holding hands. They never left their booth. He was holding her hand and every time a good song came on she would pull him up to dance and steal kisses here and there. There is no denying the chemistry between those two.”

Chemistry?! Testosterone overload!

Khloe is my favorite Kardashian (which isn’t saying much), so I’m happy to hear that she might have found love. Hopefully, Lamar is into her (NSFW) Chyna rod flapping all around when he’s hitting that ass. Also, I hope that he understands he’ll have to sleep in the bed alone when there’s a full moon, because Khloe will have to go hunting for flesh. And if Khloe can deal with Lamar not being so sexy in the face, then their love will last forever!

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