Oprah Slapped Chris Brown In The Face

September 4, 2009 / Posted by:

Yeah, obviously she didn’t slap him hard enough, because Chris Brown is still yap-yap-yapping away. Seriously, can’t somebody give him a big piece of wood to chew on, so he can just stop already?

In an interview with People, Chris responded to a show Oprah did on domestic abuse which she dedicated to “all the Rihannas of the world.” Chris, who really knows how to beat a pun (pun on pun intended), said, “I commend Oprah on being like, ‘This is a problem,’ but it was a slap in my face. I did a lot of stuff for her, like going to Africa and performing for her school. She could have been more helpful, like, ‘OK, I’m going to help both of these people out.‘ ”

Every time Chris opens up his beaver mouth, out comes a shovel which continues to dig his grave. Lay down and shut the dick up already, Chris! I mean, didn’t the judge stuff a gag in his mouth? It’s obviously not tight enough.

Oprah quickly released a response to Chris’ response: “Oprah is very appreciative that Chris Brown performed at her school, but she takes domestic abuse very seriously. She hopes he gets the counseling he needs.”

And that was a slap. Chris, this is Oprah’s way of kindly saying to stop barking up her tree or she’ll put you in the audience for her “Favorite Things” show. Seriously, only 5 out of 6 bitches come out alive from that show. Speaking of…

Next up on Oprah: Oprah reveals her LEAST Favorite Thing: CHRIS BROWN.

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