Just so we’re clear, I’m talking about Paris, France and not Paris, Arkansas. Although, I’m sure Jessica Simpson would kill it on the mini-mall catwalks in Paris, AK.
So, Jessica Simpson’s Vh1 reality show about beauty took her all the way to France yesterday. Jessica was there to model in a fashion show for designer Ozlem Suer. Jessica managed to not fall off the stage or trip on her own irrelevancy, so it was a job well DONE! Although, Chestica probably should’ve given her sad wilting chesticles a pep talk before they went out. And by “pep talk,” I mean she should’ve duct taped those hos or slapped a bra on them.