It Was Only A Matter Of Time

September 4, 2009 / Posted by:

From the makers of Cocktomom, Cream Pie Orgy 3 and Your Mom’s Hairy Pussy 5, comes (punned on purpose) the spoof porn Jon & Kate Fuck Eight. BESTIALITY SHIT!

This might be the wrongest wrong of the day. It’s so wrong that it’s right.

Devil Films, the sick hos behind this fuckery, had this to say about their soon-to-be epic masterpiece: “In our movie they go to marriage counseling and come out with the suggestion that maybe they should go out there and bang other people, so they do and then it turns out that after they sow their wild oats that they are meant to be together. It’ll probably be true to life. Right now with the timing of it—they’re on TV every three minutes—I think this movie is going to be huge.”

Jon & Kate Fuck Eight (that title will get you 10 million points during a Scrabble game in hell) stars Riley Evans as Kate and Frankie Young as Jon.

If you’re into getting your nut on while watching a giant bag filled with lukewarm douchewater and an electrocuted possum wet hump on each other, then this sucioness is just for you! I’ll pass since I like my porn without cunts. And I’m not talking about vaginas either.

Source: AVN.com via Buzzfeed

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