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September 4, 2009 / Posted by:

Miyuki Hatoyama, Japan’s soon-to-be first lady – Miyuki, the 66-year-old wife of premier-in-waiting Yukio Hatoyama, is already a media sensation thanks to her crazy obsession with aliens, among other things. Did you heard that loud queef outside? It was Tommy Girl’s Scientohole flapping so loud while he was sprinting towards Japan. And Tommy Girl knows Miyuki! More on that later.

Miyuki wrote a book last year called “Very Strange Things I’ve Encountered” which includes a chapter about how while her body was sleeping her soul rode on a UFO to Venus. When she woke up, Miyuki told her husband about it who farted off her story, “My current husband has a different way of thinking.”

In her younger days, Miyuki was a dancer/singer in an all-female theatrical troupe. During an interview a few months ago, Miyuki says she wants to go back to performing and hopes to star in a major Hollywood motion picture one day with Tommy Girl, because she truly believes he was Japanese in his past life. Miyuki said, “I have a dream that I still believe will come true, which is to make a film in Hollywood. The lead actor is Tom Cruise, of course. Why? Because I know he was Japanese in a previous life.” Miyuki said Tommy Girl would definitely recognize her if they saw each other today, because she met his little crazy ass in a past life. In that same interview, Miyuki closed her eyes and grabbed and ate imaginary pieces from the sky after saying, “I also eat the sun.”

Today, Miyuki is a “life composer” in Japan. She makes all her own clothes including a dress made out of hemp coffee bags.

Move over, Ty Ty Banks, there’s a brand spanking new First Lady of CRAZY!!!!! And she is awesome. Seriously, only on the magical Hello Kitty planet that is Japan.

Can you imagine if Michelle Obama walked outside with just one finger nail decorated like that? Every news station would immediately stop what they were broadcasting and analyze that shit at great length!

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