You Can’t Keep A Famewhoring Reality Slut Down For Long!

September 3, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

When Jasmine Fiore was murdered and the now dead Ryan Jenkins was named as her alleged killer, Vh1 immediately liquefied Megan Wants a Millionaire and injected it into Daisy De La Hoya’s face lips. Vh1 has no plans to ever air Megan Wants a Millionaire and I Love Money 3, because the rumor is that Ryan won both shows. But it’s not over for Megan! The famewhore will always rise above! According to Radar Online, she’s about to whore it up some more in another reality show for Vh1.

A source (aka Lily her chihuahua) said that after Vh1 canceled her show, they promised her another one if she kept her whore mouth shut about the Fiore murder. The source went on to say that we won’t see a re-do of Megan Wants a Millionaire, because her new show won’t focus on dating stuff. They haven’t completely decided what kind of show it will be.

We all knew we would see Megan’s stale dumpling face again. You can spray the Vh1 roaches with RAID and try to flatten them with your chankla, but they will always come back. Hopefully, Vh1 gives us what we really want to see: An entire reality show featuring Sharon Osbourne beating Megan’s ass over and over and over and over again. Megan Wants A Beat Down!

UPDATE: According to Vh1, this story is false and they have not given Megan another show.

Tags: Crackheads, Hookers, Reality TV, Why Are You Doing This To Us?, Your Face Scares Me, Your Vagina Is Large

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