When Salma Wants To Eat, Salma WANTS TO EAT!

September 3, 2009 / Posted by:

The current VP of the Magnificent Chichis Alliance, Salma Hayek, went to the the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles on Wednesday night all ready to get her eat on, but the restaurant’s hostess tried to block her from feeding her hunger. BITCH HONGRAY! According to Radar, Salma showed up with a few friends and without a reservation. When the hostess told Salma that she didn’t have a table for them, the chichis hit the floor!

Apparently, a hurricane of Spanish words came pouring out of Salma’s mouth. The hostess tried to calm Salma down by telling her she could have the next available table, but that still didn’t stop her. When Salma’s girlfriends finally told her to turn it off, she cooled down a bit and started bitching in English. Salma only stopped when the hostess finally seated them.

Salma, that’s why you stop at McDonald’s for an appetizer before you get to the restaurant! When the hostess at IHOP hands me one of those stupid vibrating pagers and tells me to wait, I simply stick a fry in my mouth hole to keep from bitching her ass out for keeping me from delicious pancakes.

And I bet Salma’s chichis of wonder look amaaaaaaazing when she gets mad. Like two volcanos ready to BURST FORTH! I’m surprised her heaving angry bosom didn’t knock out one of the hostess’ eyes.

UPDATE: Salma’s rep says this story is made out of LIES!!!!!!!!!

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