What Will Happen To Their Heads?!

September 3, 2009 / Posted by:

So, I was looking for pictures of LeAnn Rimes and her gayfaced husband Dean for some story about how he’s best homegirls with Eddie Cibrian’s wife now. Basically, Dean and Eddie’s wife are bonding, because they both soon-to-be divorcee’s, blah..blah… You can read the whole thing at UsWeekly. Anyway, while looking for pictures, I noticed that LeAnn and Dean are always attached at the head. They are either touching heads or practically touching heads. It’s like they are Siamese Twins or constantly posing in a Sears Portrait Studio! Lori and Reba they are NOT!

Is it Dean’s way of saying, “Oh, look! I don’t like man chowder on my face, because I’m actually touching a female and not getting the dry heaves or squealing like a 2-year-old at Walmart“? You know the only way he’s getting through it is to picture LeAnn’s head as a giant dildo. And this is probably the closest LeAnn got to ever giving Dean head.

But now that they aren’t together, how will they pose by themselves on the red carpet? Their heads will be lost! LeAnn’s head is going to roll right off her body, because it will have nothing to lean on. Actually, that won’t be such a bad thing.

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