SJP Is The New RPattz

September 3, 2009 / Posted by:

When RPattz was filming in NYC, he always had to beware of crazed horny bitches trying to attack him like a bunch of dirty hyenas on carcass. Well, now that he’s long gone they need someone to slobber over and that someone is Sarah Jessica Parker. Yeah, this doesn’t seem right, but the world spins a different way nowadays.

Gatecrasher reports that security on The Golden Girls in the City movie is so tight that it looks like the president is in town. Crazy fans show up to the set at 7 in the morning hoping to catch a glimpse of one of those bitches.

When SJP was filming a scene the other day, a bunch of loony teen girls gathered around her and tried to pet her mane and feed her sugar cubes. One witness said, “At one point, teenage girls were practically trampling each other trying to get to Sarah Jessica as she was walking back to her trailer, but her security team was shoving everyone out of the way.” SJP seemed concerned about the situation and told her security not to be so rough with the crazies.

Motherhell! Those bitches are acting like they’ve come in contact with the rare gayelle rainbow that is Rojo Caliente! I mean, I could understand going into convulsions if you’re near Rojo, but not SJP! Shameful.

Here’s some pictures of SJP outside of her house yesterday and also some pictures of Kim Cattrall looking like a prettier, younger, fresher version of Kiki Dunst while making her way to the SATC2 set.

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