TSS: What’s your craziest female on the road story?
Lil’ Boosie: One time a girl was giving me head and she threw up on me.
TSS: (Laughs!!!) Wait a minute. What? What the hell happened?
Lil’ Boosie: Nothing. We were in the room and she was giving me head and I thought it was too far down her throat and she did like this [gagging noise] and it just came out everywhere on me. I just grabbed that motherfucker by her hair and then just ran to the bathroom.
Lil’ Boosie: But guess what though? I went back because I hadn’t gotten my nut after I wiped off. That made me more ready.
TSS: So wait, you let her keep giving you head!?
Lil’ Boosie: After I wiped up and got it clean with that Irish Springs, I had to catch my nut so I let her go on and go back. I made her brush her teeth.
Lil’ Boosie: And we be sticking pill up girl’s booty too!
TSS: Ok look, now I heard on the mixtape with Hurricane Chris, you mentioned that. What’s up with that?
Lil’ Boosie: Yea, it kicks in after 20 seconds. It hits them in 20 seconds.
TSS: How does someone even find that out?
Lil’ Boosie: I get it from my cousin. He did it to a few girls way back in the game. And it just took off. I put it in a song. Everything I put in a song, I’ve tried it. So I put it in her booty hole and it melted. It melts in their booty hole and it hits them in 20 seconds. You never know what they’re gonna do. They may break out crying talking about their momma doesn’t love them or something. It hit them in the booty hole good. The booty is like eating the pill.
TSS: Then they start throwing up?
Lil’ Boosie: Naw, she was off that Goose and Patron. I didn’t put one in her booty. It was Goose and Patron.
I love how Lil’ Boosie it making it sound like that chick choked, because his dick was so big. The real story is that homegirl had a moment of clarity and realized whose cock was she was slurping on. However, puking on the peen really is a right of passage for all drunk sluts. Welcome to the club, girl.
And “The booty is like eating the pill” is the phrase that pays for the day. I mean, kids are already sticking vodka tampons and beer bongs up their holes and now ecstasy pills?! I guess the mouth on your face just isn’t good enough anymore. Doing butt sex with a pill does not sound fun, though. It probably makes your asshole look like an old person trying to grit their gums. Not a good look.