Vadge Was Just Taking A Little Nap

September 2, 2009 / Posted by:

Over at The Sun, they have a video of Baby Jesus’ sugar memaw “collapsing” during her “Dry & Itchy” show in Bulgaria on Saturday night. In the clip, Vadge is singing “Holiday” when she passes out on one of her dancers. Dude shakes her a bit, she wakes up and gets right back into it.

Some source also said that it wasn’t the first time during the show that the ole’ bag of bones fell over. As she left the stage after another number, Vadge fell over and had to sit down to get her shit together. The source added, “She refused to end the show or take a break after the Holiday dizzy spell. It turns out she’s suffering from exhaustion. She is anaemic. She was advised to postpone the last two shows in Israel for a few days, but logistics and stubborness stopped her. She’ll do them then take some rest.”

After looking at that video, it doesn’t look like her ass “collapsed,” it looks like she just took a quick nap. Ancient zombies get tired! Look at Larry King. It ain’t a Larry King interview unless he passes out at least four times during it. When that happens, his staff sticks a defibrillator pad up his ass, shoves a bottle of smelling salts in his nose and then he’s good to go! If you only fed on the tears of your victims and the menstrual fluid of a virgin, you’d have the tireds too!

And Vadge still doesn’t have shit on Rusty:

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