Shiloh Is Already Better Than All Of Us

September 2, 2009 / Posted by:

Most 3-year-olds are lazy babblers who spend their days pushing Cheerios around, slobbering all over everything and get excited about talking sponges (Just like me!), but not Shiloh Jolie-Pitt! No, Shiloh is already flying planes around the world and making paninis that would melt the tongues of a million Italians. In this week’s Life & Style, they take us inside the magical world of a 3-year-old.

Apparently, Shiloh loves is a regular Top Chef judge, because she loves paninis. One special soul told Life & Style that they watched Shiloh and St. Angie share a panini at a cafe in Corsica, “They were talking and seemed really happy to be out with each other.” Shiloh was also heard saying that she wants to be an actor like her parents when she gets older. Then she ordered a bottle of the 59′ Chateau Hanteillan and asked them to serve it to her on the veranda, because she likes to watch the sunset.

I mean, is next week’s cover of Life & Style going to take us into the world of Kourtney Kardashian’s fetus? I shouldn’t joke, because it probably is!

Personally, I’m still waiting for the twin messiahs shockingcoming out” cover on People: “Yes, we poop our pants! And it smells!

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